Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Dream or Swinemare?

Last night I had a dream.  No this is not the lines from the oldies song.  I had a dream.  It was really weird and I have to tell you all about it.  You all being about seven people, but at least this is a slightly more modernized version of a mass email.  So here it is.  As written to my sister in an email earlier today:

I had a dream that I was at a pig roast, then when I had my food on my
plate it was a whole fetal pig, like we dissected in biology with Mrs.
Leffel.
I squeezed its nose to try to find out if it would come off and see what
to eat first and it started breathing and then it jumped off my plate
     and ran around and I started chasing it around the yard.

So there it is.  Not sure what else to say after that.  I'm just as "huh" as you are. 

2 comments:

Joshua said...

I once had a dream that my dog came inside from the cold, and her nose was frozen. So, I unscrewed it from her face and started sucking on it to defrost it. But then I forgot that I was sucking on it, and later my mom asked where the dog's nose was, and I remembered that I was sucking on it. So I spit it out, and it looked like a cherry-cream hard candy. Needless to say, it wouldn't go back on, and I felt really badly.

That's A Rapp said...

Joshua, the funniest thing is that I am not sure you are serious. I can totally picture you making this up :)